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Duck Hunt Kolorcoat™ V-Rod® Bottle Opener

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Do you remember how much fun it was to shoot that gun at your TV screen and take down all of those ducks? The Duck Hunt Kolorcoat™ V-Rod® Bottle Op...

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V-Rod® Bottle Opener / Pour Spout Remover - Buy a Vowel

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Spin the wheel and try your luck! If you're not in the mood to be messed with but not above fun crass humor, this game show themed bottle opener is...

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Make America Drunk Again Kolorcoat™ Speed Opener

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Make America Drunk Again! We stand by this statement and as bartenders, we are doing our part one beer at a time! Use this awesome bar key to do yo...

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ALCOHOL Printed BarConic® Frosted Shot Glass

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It's true! When was the last time a great story started with someone eating a salad? This funny shot glass is the perfect way to get any party star...

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Goest & Fucketh Thyself Dog Bone Bottle Opener

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The Goest & Fucketh Thyself Dog Bone Bottle Opener features a funny design that is perfect for opening bottles of beer anytime and sending a me...

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Printed Black Shot Glasses - Funny Drinking Themes - 1.5 ounce

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Guaranteed to get a giggle out of anyone taking a shot from these glasses! Select from 6 funny saying on these 1.5 ounce black shot glasses or purc...

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Kolorcoat™ V-Rod® Bottle Opener - Classy, Sassy and Totally Bad Assy

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This Classy, Sassy and Totally Bad Assy V-Rod® Bottle Opener is perfect for the bartender who likes to showcase little attitude during their bar sh...

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Candoms® Roll-up Can Cooler

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Funny and practical, Candoms are a fun accessory to take to your next party or to give out as gifts! They keep your beer and soda cans protected an...

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V-Rod® Bottle Opener - Shut Up Liver You're Fine

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Shut Up Liver You're Fine! This funny bar key is perfect for any bartender with a sense of humor. Our V-Rod® Bottle Openers are one of the hotte...

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Cactus Expert Dog Bone Bottle Opener

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The Cactus Expert Dog Bone Bottle Opener features a funny and bright design that is perfect for opening bottles of beer anytime and sending a messa...

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Orgasm Donor - Kolorcoat™ V-Rod® Bottle Opener

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Here is a GREAT cause! Sign us up! A hilarious V-Rod® Bottle Opener design for those bartenders who really want to provide a much need service.

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ADD YOUR NAME Speed Bottle Opener - Ugly Stripper

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"I work harder than an ugly stripper." This funny quote bottle opener is a great design to customize with yours or your favorite bartenders name. ...

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V-Rod® Bottle Opener – Not Always A B*$#

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I'm not always a bitch... If you have a sense of humor about your "bitchiness" this is the V-Rod® Bottle Opener for you! Get for yourself or your f...

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BarConic® 1.75 oz Black Shot Glass - Worth a Shot

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This beautifully designed solid black standard 1.75 Oz shot glass is made of high quality opaque glassware. The design features the saying “Sleepi...

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Beast mode V-Rod® Bottle Opener

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Turn your Beast mode ON with this awesome V-Rod® Bottle Opener! This is the perfect way to open bottles of beer and remove pour spouts all night lo...

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Low Battery V-Rod® Bottle Opener

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Low Battery V-Rod® Bottle Opener is perfect for bartenders running on a "low battery." But, even if your "give a damn" is empty, don't worry, your ...

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Kolorcoat™ V-Rod® Bottle Opener - I'm lovin' it

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If your a fan of "dirty" parody designs, then this "I'm lovin' it" V-Rod® Bottle Opener is absolutely perfect to add to your collection.

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Drunk Wives Matter Stemless Wine Glass

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Drunk Wives Matter! Support the cause and have a drink or two out of this popular stemless wine glass! The shape of this glass makes it great for w...

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ADD YOUR NAME V-Rod® Bottle Opener – Let's Get Sheet Faced

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Let's Get Sheet Faced! This funny bottle opener is the perfect tool for opening all of those pumpkin beers during the Halloween season. Adding your...

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I'm Slow V-Rod® Bottle Opener

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The I'm Slow V-Rod® Bottle Opener is the ideal way to open bottles and remove pour spouts. This humorous V-Rod® is not only attractive, but also du...

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ADD YOUR NAME Speed Bottle Opener - I Don't Have The Energy

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"I don't have the energy to pretend I like you today." This funny quote bottle opener is a great design to customize with yours or your favorite b...

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Kolorcoat™ V-Rod® Opener - Needs Head

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Poor guy! Help him find head! Guaranteed to get a giggle or two... and possibly a little something else.

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Save a Horse V-Rod® Bottle Opener

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This V-rod® Bottle Opener is for all the lady bartenders out there that love all those good ole country boys! It is made of solid stainless steel t...

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ADD YOUR NAME Speed Bottle Opener - Well-Behaved Women

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"Well-behaved women seldom make history." This funny quote bottle opener is a great design to customize with yours or your favorite bartenders name...

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V-Rod® Bottle Opener - Slinging Drinks

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If you're a fan, you're a fan! This spoof V-Rod® Bottle Opener is an excellent "thing" to add to your collection! There isn't anything "strange" ab...

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Barbell Beer Glass - 24 Ounce

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Show off those beer muscles with this fun, novelty glass! Shaped just like a barbell, this glass relays a funny message and will certainly be the l...

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Extra Dirty Kolorcoat V-Rod® Bottle Opener

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Do you like it Extra Dirty? We know you can't resits a little extra saltiness in your martini. So add this sexy and fun V-Rod® Bottle Opener to you...

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Move the Elf Stemless Wine Glass

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We think most parent could certainly user this reminder during the holiday count down! Which is why it goes perfectly on this stemless wine glass. ...

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K Perry Left Shark V-Rod® Bottle Opener

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Some sharks are just special, so we are dedicating this bottle opener to all the special dancing sharks out there. This multifunctional V-Rod® Bott...

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V-Rod® Bottle Opener / Pour Spout Remover - I Love...

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Hey, sometimes the ladies just appreciate a big fat rooster... uh, well, you know what we mean! If you're slinging suds at the bar and not afraid t...

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The "It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere" Clock - Kolorcoat™ Metal Bar Sign

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Time to drink? Why, according to this design, yes it is! Instantly funny and simple to those who get the joke, this metal sign is a mock up of a cl...

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V-Rod® Bottle Opener - I Support Day Drinking

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The V-Rod® Bottle Opener's Patent Pending design lets you pop out stubborn pourers with ease! I Support Day Drinking! This funny bar key is perfect...

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Not Always Right but Never Wrong Kolorcoat™ Speed Opener

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Yes, that is right! We are not always right but.... Here is another way to let them know that you are not always Right but you never WRONG. This fu...

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Kolorcoat™ V-Rod® Bottle Opener - Rubix Cube

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This whimsical Rubix Cube opener will certainly be any bartender's favorite new beer bottle opener. This V-Rod® Bottle Opener is a great way to cla...

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"ADD YOUR NAME" Speed Bottle Opener - If You're Going To Be Salty, At Least Bring The Tequila

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Crack open bottles in style with our tequila-inspired design! This funny quote bottle opener is a great design to customize with your name or your ...

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HumpDay! V-Rod® Bottle Opener

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Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike...It's HumpDay! This V-Rod® Bottle Opener is perfect for opening beer bottles on Wednesday, or any other day of the we...

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Mustache Pint Glasses - Set of 6

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The 6 pack of 15oz BarConic® mixing glasses are cleverly disguised with a mustache and are great for anything from beer to soda. This set of six fu...

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V-Rod® Bottle Opener - It's time to Drink

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"You don't trust people because they are trustworthy. You do it because you have nothing else to rely on".... EXCEPT you can rely on this high qual...

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V-Rod® Bottle Opener - Bad Tip Karma

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I saw that tip - karma! This funny bar key is perfect for any bartender with a sense of humor. Our V-Rod® Bottle Openers are one of the hottest ba...

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V-Rod® Bottle Opener - Drunk Girls

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The V-Rod® Bottle Opener's Patent Pending design lets you pop out stubborn pourers with ease! Drunk Girls Love Me! This funny bar key is perfect fo...

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"ADD YOUR NAME" Speed Bottle Opener - Retro Space

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Crack open bottles in style with our custom retro space Speed bottle opener! This eclectic bottle opener is a great design to customize with your n...

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V-Rod® Bottle Opener / Pour Spout Remover - Free Rides

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We really mustache you a question, but we'll shave it for later. This V-rod® Bottle Opener is for the dirty minded mustache aficionados, who loves ...

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ADD YOUR NAME Speed Bottle Opener - Limited Edition

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"I'm not weird, I'm limited edition." This funny quote bottle opener is a great design to customize with yours or your favorite bartenders name. I...

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ADD YOUR TEXT Speed Bottle Opener - Medium Sized 5 inch - Straight Outta

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ADD YOUR TEXT to the Straight Outta Medium Sized Bottle Opener! You can make it say anything you wish from funny to serious. Personally for bartend...

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"This bar does not serve women" Kolorcoat™ Metal Bar Sign

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Catch your patrons off guard with this funny and retro-styles metal Kolorcoat™ bar sign. Designed to to grab attention and show a little attitude, ...

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"ADD YOUR NAME" Speed Bottle Opener - Pixel Space

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Crack open bottles in style with our custom pixel space Speed bottle opener! This dreamy bottle opener is a great design to customize with your nam...

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"ADD YOUR NAME" Speed Bottle Opener - Busy Bee

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Open bottles with buzzing energy with our "Busy Bee" design. This funny quote bottle opener is a great design to customize with your name or your f...

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Understanding Men - Kolorcoat™ V-Rod® Bottle Opener

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There really isn't much to it. Guys, get the word out to the ladies on how simple it really can be with this "Understanding Men" V-Rod® Bottle Opener.