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ADD YOUR TEXT Speed Bottle Opener - Medium Sized 5 inch - Straight Outta
BarProducts.comADD YOUR TEXT to the Straight Outta Medium Sized Bottle Opener! You can make it say anything you wish from funny to serious. Personally for bartend...
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Understanding Men - Kolorcoat™ V-Rod® Bottle Opener
BarProducts.comThere really isn't much to it. Guys, get the word out to the ladies on how simple it really can be with this "Understanding Men" V-Rod® Bottle Opener.
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V-Rod® Bottle Opener / Pour Spout Remover - Free Rides
BarProducts.comWe really mustache you a question, but we'll shave it for later. This V-rod® Bottle Opener is for the dirty minded mustache aficionados, who loves ...
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ADD YOUR NAME Speed Bottle Opener - Limited Edition
BarProducts.com"I'm not weird, I'm limited edition." This funny quote bottle opener is a great design to customize with yours or your favorite bartenders name. I...
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ADD YOUR NAME V-Rod® Bottle Opener – Save the Chubby Unicorns
BarProducts.comSave the Chubby Unicorns! Add your name or any text to this humorous V-Rod® Bottle Opener design! Adding your name (or other text) is optional, but...
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Mustache Pint Glasses - Set of 6
BarProducts.comThe 6 pack of 15oz BarConic® mixing glasses are cleverly disguised with a mustache and are great for anything from beer to soda. This set of six fu...
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V-Rod® Bottle Opener - Bad Tip Karma
BarProducts.comI saw that tip - karma! This funny bar key is perfect for any bartender with a sense of humor. Our V-Rod® Bottle Openers are one of the hottest ba...
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V-Rod® Bottle Opener - Never Take Advice From Me
Bar ProductsThe V-Rod® Bottle Opener's Patent Pending design lets you pop out stubborn pourers with ease! Never Take Advice From Me, You'll Only End up Drunk! ...
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Make America Drunk Again Stemless Wine Glass
BarProducts.comYou can help Make America Drunk again one glass of wine at a time! Fill up this glass with your beverage of choice and get to work! The shape of th...
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Bear + Deer Kolorcoat™ V-Rod® Bottle Opener
BarProducts.comWhat do you get when you combine a Bear and a Deer? A Beer...of course! The Bear + Deer Kolorcoat™ V-Rod® Bottle Opener is perfect for any bartende...
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V-Rod® Bottle Opener / Pour Spout Remover - Smoking Hot Pussy
BarProducts.comHey if you’ve got it, we support you flaunting it! This little kitty has the devil in her and makes this V-Rod one HOT item. Sexy bartenders can ex...
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"Like" a Boss V-Rod® Bottle Opener
BarProducts.comYou can now open beer bottles "like" a boss with this fun parody V-Rod® Bottle Opener. Or if your co-workers are not acting like a boss, you can gi...
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Drink Up Bitches Wood Plaque Kolorcoat™ Sign
BarProducts HandcraftedStraight and to the point! Signed by "Management." This Wooden Bar Sign is sure to get some laughs from your customers in passing. ...
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V-Rod® Bottle Opener - Never Take Advice From Me
BarProducts.comNever Take Advice From Me, You'll Only End up Drunk! This funny bar key is perfect for any bartender with a sense of humor. Our V-Rod® Bottle Open...
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V-Rod® Bottle Opener / Pour Spout Remover - I Practice Bitch Craft
BarProducts.com"Don't piss me off... I practice BITCH CRAFT!" Hey lady bartenders, this Halloween season let your patrons and coworkers know you mean business, an...
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V-Rod® Bottle Opener / Pour Spout Remover - Forecast
BarProducts.comThe Meteorologists finally got the forecast of the week right. Looks like it is going to be partly cloudy with a good chance of DRUNK. It’s going t...
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Insert Beer Here Kolorcoat™ V-Rod® Bottle Opener
BarProducts.comThe most important steps of beer drinking...open bottle, drink beer. So, just in case you forget, this opener is perfect for you. Just follow the s...
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Save Water, Drink Beer Kolorcoat™ V-Rod® Bottle Opener
BarProducts.comWe took a vote, and decided that beer taste better than water. So, save water...drink beer! The Save Water, Drink Beer Kolorcoat™ V-Rod® Bottle Ope...
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ADD YOUR NAME Speed Bottle Opener - Immortal (So Far)
BarProducts.comThis funny quote bottle opener is a great design to customize with yours or your favorite bartenders name. I'm sure you can think of quite a few p...
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"I See Drunk People" Kolorcoat™ Speed Opener
BarProducts.comDefinitely a classic saying for any bartender. If this saying isn't true, then you may have some thirsty customers to taking care! We have these fu...
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Funny Stop Signs - Kolorcoat™ Metal Bar Signs
BarProducts.comParody stop signs are a funny way to add some quirkiness to your bar, man cave, or room. Featuring several options, these funny signs are affordabl...
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"Telephone Answering Charges" Kolorcoat™ Metal Bar Sign
BarProducts.comAn instant classic. This funny bar sign let's your male patrons know you're no covering their behinds for nothing! It's your bar, your rules. ...
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V-Rod® Bottle Opener / Pour Spout Remover - Got Beer?
BarProducts.comF#¢k Milk... Got Beer? Let's get one thing one thing straight, a bottle opener is really about one thing: Beer! Just beer. And boobs. So we feature...
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V-Rod® Bottle Opener / Pour Spout Remover - I Am Woman
BarProducts.comYou have to be talented at something, and if bitching is your talent don’t be afraid to show it. Makes a great gift for the bartender or lady in yo...
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Kolorcoat™ 11" Long COLOSSAL™ Speed Bottle Opener – Failed To Load
BarProducts.comBigger is better! Wrap your hands around this Colossal™ Speed Bottle Opener and take full charge behind the bar. Measuring 11 inches in length, th...
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Handlebar Mustache Coffee Mug
BarProducts.comWe mustache say that we think this is the best possible way to wake up every morning. With this fine ceramic handlebar mustache coffee mug. This is...
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V-Rod® Bottle Opener – Sorry I'm Late
BarProducts.comAre you perpetually late? If so, this is the V-Rod® Bottle Opener for you! "Sorry I'm Late, I didn't want to come" is the perfect beer opener for a...
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V-Rod® Bottle Opener / Pour Spout Remover - Dive Bar Bitch
BarProducts.comThis is one take no nonsense bitch. She’ll tell you how it is and you’ll love it! Her sex appeal is just an added bonus that you should appreciate ...
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All I Need Is "U" Kolorcoat™ Speed Opener
BarProducts.comThis colorful bar tool is meant to show that special someone you care. This fun Kolorcoat™ Speed Opener is the perfect way to let them know how muc...
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V-Rod® Bottle Opener / Pour Spout Remover - Body of a God
BarProducts.comBe careful whom you call fat, they might be worshiped by millions... or just think they should be. This funny tongue-in-cheek bottle opener takes p...
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V-Rod® Bottle Opener / Pour Spout Remover - Big Cock Hot Chicks
BarProducts.comIf you like hot chicks, this says it all. This punny beer bottle opener is sure to get you a few laughs... and maybe something extra! Our unique K...
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V-Rod® Bottle Opener / Pour Spout Remover - Big Fat Weiner
BarProducts.comThis Wiener dog is fat, but all the ladies love him. You’ll love to show your big fat wiener off to all of your friends. Go ahead, bartender, show ...
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Kolorcoat™ 11" Long COLOSSAL™ Speed Bottle Opener – Size Does Matter
BarProducts.comBigger is better! Wrap your hands around this Colossal™ Speed Bottle Opener and take full charge behind the bar. Measuring 11 inches in length, th...
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Drunk on Patios - Wood Plaque Wall Mounted Bottle Opener
BarProducts HandcraftedThis funny Wall Mounted Bottle Opener is the perfect way to open beer bottles in your kitchen, bar, or even on the patio! It features a durable cas...
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To Do List - Kolorcoat™ V-Rod® Bottle Opener
BarProducts.comIt's always good to keep your To-Do List handy... how about on your Bottle Opener? This is one task you won't want to forget about.
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Heads or Tails Kolorcoat™ V-Rod® Bottle Opener
BarProducts.comWhy flip a coin? When you can flip the Heads or Tails V-Rod® Bottle Opener! This bar blade is entirely more fun to flip, plus it opens beer bottles...
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"Beer Thirty" Clock - Kolorcoat™ Metal Bar Sign
BarProducts.comWhat time is it? Doesn't matter... it's always beer thirty! "Beer Thirty" is a darn fine way to tell your friends that work is done and it's time f...
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HAMMERHEAD™ Bottle Opener - Think With Your Big Head
BarProducts.comA bottle opener that can open 2 bottles at once, and has some free words of advice. This opener comes in handy! ...
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V-Rod® Bottle Opener / Pour Spout Remover - Get Lucky
BarProducts.comEveryone's getting lucky with this sexy leprechaun design that has catchy saying"I don't care if you're Irish..as long as I get Lucky". Product Fe...
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V-Rod® Bottle Opener / Pour Spout Remover - Big Cock Any Questions
BarProducts.comThis opener design is about roosters... what were you thinking? This tongue-in-cheek V-Rod's original graphic is great for that guy bartender that ...
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"ADD YOUR NAME" Speed Bottle Opener - If You're Going To Be Salty, At Least Bring The Tequila
BarProducts.comCrack open bottles in style with our tequila-inspired design! This funny quote bottle opener is a great design to customize with your name or your ...
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Tavern Shaped Wood Bar Sign - 2 AM
BarProducts HandcraftedHand Crafted in the USA, this tavern shaped "real wood" bar sign will make a great addition to any home or bar decor. The funny saying adds a great...
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Merica' Kolorcoat™ Bar Tools Set
BarProducts.comF%&k Yeah, Merica'. Ideal cocktail set for the bartender you know that has a good sense of humor or a man cave that needs a little additional ...
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V-Rod® Bottle Opener - Don't Spill It
BarProducts.comDrink Responsibly Means Don't Spill It! This funny bar key is perfect for any bartender with a sense of humor. Our V-Rod® Bottle Openers are one o...
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V-Rod® Bottle Opener - Heavily Medicated
BarProducts.comHeavily Medicated For Your Safety! This funny bar key is perfect for any bartender with a sense of humor. Our V-Rod® Bottle Openers are one of the...
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Speed Bottle Opener / Bar Key - Who's Your Paddy?
BarProducts.com"Who's your Paddy?" Leprechauns aren't always the most gentlemen of holiday icons! Rock the next St. Patrick's Day party with this funny and sugges...
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"False Advertising" Kolorcoat™ Metal Bar Sign
BarProducts.comTonight: FREE BEER! TOPLESS BARTENDERS! ...and false advertising. Grab their attention with this funny bar sign. It'll add a little sense of humor ...
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Glitter 'Merica F*#K Yeah Kolorcoat™ Speed Bottle Opener
BarProducts.comWe added a little glitter to this 'Merica F*#K Yeah Speed Opener design for a bit more fun. Show some pride in our great nation with this super awe...
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