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Speed Bottle Opener / Bar Key - Hardly Functioning

The "Hardly Functioning" Speed Opener has a broken beer bottle and burn out mark running across both sides of the Speed Opener. This is a parody of a popular logo, which invokes interests and passion in many. Look closely though, because "Motor Skills Hardly Functioning" represents a night out for many more! An extreme night of high octane fuel and burnt rubber is the dream of many gear-heads, so this is the Speed Opener for them!
  • Made of solid Stainless Steel
  • Printed using permanent Kolorcoat™ process
  • Design decorates both sides of the opener
Additional Info
  • Dimensions: 7" x 1.55"