V-Rod® Bottle Openers

Shut Up Liver You're Fine! This funny bar key is perfect for any bartender with a sense of humor. Our V-Rod® Bottle Openers are one of the hotte...

This Classy, Sassy and Totally Bad Assy V-Rod® Bottle Opener is perfect for the bartender who likes to showcase little attitude during their bar sh...

Turn your Beast mode ON with this awesome V-Rod® Bottle Opener! This is the perfect way to open bottles of beer and remove pour spouts all night lo...

Low Battery V-Rod® Bottle Opener is perfect for bartenders running on a "low battery." But, even if your "give a damn" is empty, don't worry, your ...

This whimsical Rubix Cube opener will certainly be any bartender's favorite new beer bottle opener. This V-Rod® Bottle Opener is a great way to cla...

If your a fan of "dirty" parody designs, then this "I'm lovin' it" V-Rod® Bottle Opener is absolutely perfect to add to your collection.

If are into sports, then you will understand this bottle opener. Sometimes you just want to tell the other team I Hate You instead of Good Game! Af...

Poor guy! Help him find head! Guaranteed to get a giggle or two... and possibly a little something else.

There really isn't much to it. Guys, get the word out to the ladies on how simple it really can be with this "Understanding Men" V-Rod® Bottle Opener.

It's always good to keep your To-Do List handy... how about on your Bottle Opener? This is one task you won't want to forget about.

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The most important steps of beer drinking...open bottle, drink beer. So, just in case you forget, this opener is perfect for you. Just follow the s...

We took a vote, and decided that beer taste better than water. So, save water...drink beer! The Save Water, Drink Beer Kolorcoat™ V-Rod® Bottle Ope...

What do you get when you combine a Bear and a Deer? A Beer...of course! The Bear + Deer Kolorcoat™ V-Rod® Bottle Opener is perfect for any bartende...

Do you remember how much fun it was to shoot that gun at your TV screen and take down all of those ducks? The Duck Hunt Kolorcoat™ V-Rod® Bottle Op...

Do you like it Extra Dirty? We know you can't resits a little extra saltiness in your martini. So add this sexy and fun V-Rod® Bottle Opener to you...

Some sharks are just special, so we are dedicating this bottle opener to all the special dancing sharks out there. This multifunctional V-Rod® Bott...

The I'm Slow V-Rod® Bottle Opener is the ideal way to open bottles and remove pour spouts. This humorous V-Rod® is not only attractive, but also du...

Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike...It's HumpDay! This V-Rod® Bottle Opener is perfect for opening beer bottles on Wednesday, or any other day of the we...

This V-rod® Bottle Opener is for all the lady bartenders out there that love all those good ole country boys! It is made of solid stainless steel t...

We really mustache you a question, but we'll shave it for later. This V-rod® Bottle Opener is for the dirty minded mustache aficionados, who loves ...

Everyone's getting lucky with this sexy leprechaun design that has catchy saying"I don't care if you're Irish..as long as I get Lucky". Product Fe...

Spin the wheel and try your luck! If you're not in the mood to be messed with but not above fun crass humor, this game show themed bottle opener is...

Be careful whom you call fat, they might be worshiped by millions... or just think they should be. This funny tongue-in-cheek bottle opener takes p...

Hey, sometimes the ladies just appreciate a big fat rooster... uh, well, you know what we mean! If you're slinging suds at the bar and not afraid t...

GR8NBED. You can't always get the license plate numbers you want, but at least you can cleverly advertise them on a bottle opener! The grey graphic...

F#¢k Milk... Got Beer? Let's get one thing one thing straight, a bottle opener is really about one thing: Beer! Just beer. And boobs. So we feature...

"Don't piss me off... I practice BITCH CRAFT!" Hey lady bartenders, this Halloween season let your patrons and coworkers know you mean business, an...

Every night should go out with a bang, especially on July Fourth! See fireworks late at night after a day of celebration and showing off your pride...

Rock your next Fourth of July party with this patriotic and suggestive beer bottle opener available in the the wildly popular V-Rod®; design. Our p...

Mornings are for coffee and contemplation, but evenings are for cocktails and relaxation! This funny bar key is perfect for any bartender with a se...

The V-Rod® Bottle Opener's Patent Pending design lets you pop out stubborn pourers with ease! Drunk Girls Love Me! This funny bar key is perfect fo...

The V-Rod® Bottle Opener's Patent Pending design lets you pop out stubborn pourers with ease! I Support Day Drinking! This funny bar key is perfect...

The Dig Bick Kolorcoat™ V-Rod® Bottle Opener is the perfect way to confuse all of those drunks at your bar. Just have them read this a few times, a...

Let's Get Sheet Faced! This funny bottle opener is the perfect tool for opening all of those pumpkin beers during the Halloween season. Adding your...

If you're a fan, you're a fan! This spoof V-Rod® Bottle Opener is an excellent "thing" to add to your collection! There isn't anything "strange" ab...

"You don't trust people because they are trustworthy. You do it because you have nothing else to rely on".... EXCEPT you can rely on this high qual...