V-Rod® Bottle Openers

If you're going to be a bitch, you might as well be fabulous at it. Blinged out letters announce to the whole world what sort if lady wields this t...

Be careful whom you call fat, they might be worshiped by millions... or just think they should be. This funny tongue-in-cheek bottle opener takes p...

Guys like the metal diamond tread patten graphic on this bottle opener because it shows everything they are: tough, rugged, a little rusty sometime...

Let's face it, everyone likes animal prints! They say a leopard can't change its spots, but that doesn't mean it can't change its color! We took th...

We call this fiery dreamy orange opener our Psych design, and it's been popular for a number of years. It's color scheme looks great on the job, be...

The sharp, crusty, rusty metal on this opener would slice your hands up... if only they weren't just full-color graphics! Photographic rusty metal ...

The crisp, green, tantalizing photographic green limes on this full-color V-Rod™ bartending bottle opener make it a tasty addition to any bartender...

This is an opener made for hot summer days and outdoor BBQs! Refreshing ripples of light dance on watery waves of blue on this photographic, full-c...

You wouldn't want to drop this in the woods... but it just might be the perfect bottle opener to take hunting or to battle! The always popular, cla...

Are you a red hot bartender? Get fired up with the red and orange flame design on this popular V-Rod™ style bartender bottle opener. Flame patterns...

Hey, sometimes the ladies just appreciate a big fat rooster... uh, well, you know what we mean! If you're slinging suds at the bar and not afraid t...

Technically this isn't an ambigram, but we thought this was even more cool! When you flip the word of this opener, the meaning flips too: DEVIL on ...

Going green is all the rage these days... but a lot of people got started with the green movement in 60s. Celebrate the natural plant life of Earth...

The Intoxicologist bottle opener line has been one of bartending's favorites for years. If you're going to push a drug, you might as well take prid...

Hardcore tattoo designs cover both sides of this opener in bright color and in black & white. This is a great stylish bottle opener that will d...

This tattoo design celebrates the colorful style of mixing Western and Eastern tattoo traditions, featuring bright blood red roses and violent elem...

Some people just can't get enough ink! Let them know what kind of person gets you excited with this colorful and suggestive bottle opener.

What can we say about this opener? ...without getting into trouble. Ladies, advertise to the pushing men around you that you're doing quite well wi...

Now here's one sexy tantalizing luscious bottle opener. It features the text "I might have a bad mouth... but I can do great things with it." Delig...

The sexiest bartenders around are "bartenders" or "mixologists" or "barstaff," they're hardcore POuRiNg STARS! If you're a POuRiNg Star or always w...

Here's a beer bottle opener the ladies might appreciate! Scantily clad men ready for the beach can be your constant reminder of the only thing men ...

Hey guy bartenders, don't gaze at this this bottle opener so long that you forget to serve the drinks! The vixen version of our Kinkalicious line o...

GR8NBED. You can't always get the license plate numbers you want, but at least you can cleverly advertise them on a bottle opener! The grey graphic...

F#¢k Milk... Got Beer? Let's get one thing one thing straight, a bottle opener is really about one thing: Beer! Just beer. And boobs. So we feature...

One for the devilish bartenders. This V-Rod™ is full of dark spirit and wicked design. A splattered, blood red background matches the horned skulls...

Get wet! They don't call them dive bars for no reason! This colorful blue underwater themed bottle opener invites you to Get Wet and interpret that...

If there's anything that distinguishes the V-Rod™, it's it's alluring curves... curves with a purpose! What could better match this opener than som...

"Game" can have several meanings, and it's safe to say we're using more than one with this beer bottle opener! On a football-themed backdrop, curve...

Sports bartenders should like this one! This football themed beer bottle opener is decorated with grungy gritty graphics and a familiar phrase used...

Skulls and flowers and koi, oh my! This eye-catching V-Rod™ design features classic colorful tattoo-styled vector artwork designed to appeal to guy...

The terror of screaming skulls is delightfully offset by well-placed floral accents in this colorful opener inspired by tattoo culture. It's part o...

Everyone's got an evil side, and this opener just happens to have two of them. The demonic face on this beer bottle opener come at you in both fier...

Show your support for single moms with this graphic V-Rod™ bar key. Sometimes they best way to support them is to go straight to their pl...

These colorful Astrology themed Bottle Openers are just what the stars ordered. Reflecting all of the signs of the Zodiac these fun V-Rod&trade...

This V-Rod™ celebrates the serene and colorful side to the Thanksgiving tradition with warm fall hues and iconic seasonal food and plants, with the...

Undead, undressed, and unrestrained, this Sexy Zombie Halloween V-Rod™ opener hails to the zombie rage that has gripped pop culture in the most all...

If this sexy Halloween witch casts a spell on you, you might just enjoy it! As part of our D. Marvin line of pinup graphics, this holiday-themed op...

Magically Delicious! This colorful and happy V-Rod™ beer bottle opener is a bright and cheerful way to show a little green behind the bar on one of...

Irish You Would Buy Me a Beer! Make this St. Patty's Day party a punny one with this colorful opener. It's so Irish it might just get you lucky in ...

"Don't piss me off... I practice BITCH CRAFT!" Hey lady bartenders, this Halloween season let your patrons and coworkers know you mean business, an...

"Witch Pleeez... Witch betta have MY MUMMY!" This holiday Halloween-themed beer bottle opener stands out as a cheeky way to rock your next Hallowee...

If this creepy green skin texture makes you feel a little uneasy, then we did our job! Whether it's a zombie, Frankenstein's monster, or some unhol...

Lady Liberty never looked so hot! Get your celebration on and crack open beers at your next 4th of July party with this patriotic-themed bottle ope...

Rock your next Fourth of July party with this patriotic and suggestive beer bottle opener available in the the wildly popular V-Rod®; design. Our p...

Whip this bartender's tool out at your next Independence Day cookout or bar party and show your colors proudly. This red, white, and blue opener is...

This opener is intended for those bartenders that are "on fire" behind the bar, slingin drinks and ringin tips. You go get em tiger!

The clean vector design of this tribal dragon makes it very appealing to the eye. With the solid black, white, and reds this opener is perfect for ...

We love the element of grunge added to our girly designs. This cute girly skull my say one thing, but its rustic effect may say another. Everyone l...