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Goest & Fucketh Thyself Dog Bone Bottle Opener


The Goest & Fucketh Thyself Dog Bone Bottle Opener features a funny design that is perfect for opening bottles of beer anytime and sending a message if necessary! Dog Bone Openers are our very own, custom designed take on the popular Speed Opener. Preferred by many bartenders, this fun style of speed opener is shaped like a Dog Bone and offers the same ease and functionality, but with a more narrow grip.

  • Funny bottle opener design
  • Slender mid-section provides a secure grip
  • Printed in vivid, full color with our Kolorcoat™ process
  • Receive FREE Spinner Ring with bottle opener
Additional Info
  • Length: 7.25 inches
  • Head Width: 1.75 inches
  • Mid-Section Width: 1 inch
  • Material: Stainless Steel

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