Bartending Bottle Openers

Hey if you’ve got it, we support you flaunting it! This little kitty has the devil in her and makes this V-Rod one HOT item. Sexy bartenders can ex...

BOOBs and BOOZE, what guy could complain about this? I think he’ll be okay with letting you be in charge and if not, looks like he’s going to be re...

The Meteorologists finally got the forecast of the week right. Looks like it is going to be partly cloudy with a good chance of DRUNK. It’s going t...

This is one take no nonsense bitch. She’ll tell you how it is and you’ll love it! Her sex appeal is just an added bonus that you should appreciate ...

The V-Rod® Bottle Opener's Patent Pending design lets you pop out stubborn pourers with ease! Never Take Advice From Me, You'll Only End up Drunk! ...

The V-Rod® Bottle Opener's Patent Pending design lets you pop out stubborn pourers with ease! Drunk Girls Love Me! This funny bar key is perfect fo...

The V-Rod® Bottle Opener's Patent Pending design lets you pop out stubborn pourers with ease! I Support Day Drinking! This funny bar key is perfect...

The Dig Bick Kolorcoat™ V-Rod® Bottle Opener is the perfect way to confuse all of those drunks at your bar. Just have them read this a few times, a...

Let's Get Sheet Faced! This funny bottle opener is the perfect tool for opening all of those pumpkin beers during the Halloween season. Adding your...

If you're a fan, you're a fan! This spoof V-Rod® Bottle Opener is an excellent "thing" to add to your collection! There isn't anything "strange" ab...

"You don't trust people because they are trustworthy. You do it because you have nothing else to rely on".... EXCEPT you can rely on this high qual...

Open bottles with buzzing energy with our "Busy Bee" design. This funny quote bottle opener is a great design to customize with your name or your f...

Crack open a cold one with our "Western" design. This fun bottle opener is a great design to customize with your name or your favorite bartender's ...

Crack open bottles in style with our tequila-inspired design! This funny quote bottle opener is a great design to customize with your name or your ...

Crack open bottles in style with our custom retro space Speed bottle opener! This eclectic bottle opener is a great design to customize with your n...

Crack open bottles in style with our custom pixel space Speed bottle opener! This dreamy bottle opener is a great design to customize with your nam...