Bartending Bottle Openers

If you're going to be a bitch, you might as well be fabulous at it. Blinged out letters announce to the whole world what sort if lady wields this t...

Be careful whom you call fat, they might be worshiped by millions... or just think they should be. This funny tongue-in-cheek bottle opener takes p...

Guys like the metal diamond tread patten graphic on this bottle opener because it shows everything they are: tough, rugged, a little rusty sometime...

Let's face it, everyone likes animal prints! They say a leopard can't change its spots, but that doesn't mean it can't change its color! We took th...

We call this fiery dreamy orange opener our Psych design, and it's been popular for a number of years. It's color scheme looks great on the job, be...

The sharp, crusty, rusty metal on this opener would slice your hands up... if only they weren't just full-color graphics! Photographic rusty metal ...

The crisp, green, tantalizing photographic green limes on this full-color V-Rod™ bartending bottle opener make it a tasty addition to any bartender...

This is an opener made for hot summer days and outdoor BBQs! Refreshing ripples of light dance on watery waves of blue on this photographic, full-c...

You wouldn't want to drop this in the woods... but it just might be the perfect bottle opener to take hunting or to battle! The always popular, cla...

Are you a red hot bartender? Get fired up with the red and orange flame design on this popular V-Rod™ style bartender bottle opener. Flame patterns...

Hey, sometimes the ladies just appreciate a big fat rooster... uh, well, you know what we mean! If you're slinging suds at the bar and not afraid t...

Technically this isn't an ambigram, but we thought this was even more cool! When you flip the word of this opener, the meaning flips too: DEVIL on ...

Going green is all the rage these days... but a lot of people got started with the green movement in 60s. Celebrate the natural plant life of Earth...

The Intoxicologist bottle opener line has been one of bartending's favorites for years. If you're going to push a drug, you might as well take prid...

Hardcore tattoo designs cover both sides of this opener in bright color and in black & white. This is a great stylish bottle opener that will d...

This tattoo design celebrates the colorful style of mixing Western and Eastern tattoo traditions, featuring bright blood red roses and violent elem...

Some people just can't get enough ink! Let them know what kind of person gets you excited with this colorful and suggestive bottle opener.

What can we say about this opener? ...without getting into trouble. Ladies, advertise to the pushing men around you that you're doing quite well wi...

Now here's one sexy tantalizing luscious bottle opener. It features the text "I might have a bad mouth... but I can do great things with it." Delig...

The sexiest bartenders around are "bartenders" or "mixologists" or "barstaff," they're hardcore POuRiNg STARS! If you're a POuRiNg Star or always w...

Here's a beer bottle opener the ladies might appreciate! Scantily clad men ready for the beach can be your constant reminder of the only thing men ...

Hey guy bartenders, don't gaze at this this bottle opener so long that you forget to serve the drinks! The vixen version of our Kinkalicious line o...

GR8NBED. You can't always get the license plate numbers you want, but at least you can cleverly advertise them on a bottle opener! The grey graphic...

F#¢k Milk... Got Beer? Let's get one thing one thing straight, a bottle opener is really about one thing: Beer! Just beer. And boobs. So we feature...