Bartending Bottle Openers

The Designer Octopus Speed Opener is the coolest octopus you will ever see. With his awesome mustache and serious top hat, you will definitely want...

If you are fascinated by this huge animal, then you will surely love this whimsical version of the elephant. Get one before the rest of the herd do...

What’s Halloween without a scary haunted house scene equipped with a graveyard, creepy trees and bats? Get yourself into the “spirit” of the season...

So we seem to think clowns in general are just super creepy, which is exactly why we think you should sport this Halloween themed opener this Octob...

An orange neon speed opener this Halloween seems more than appropriate! Slap on some grungy, screaming ghosts for an added effect and you’ve got yo...

"I'm not weird, I'm limited edition." This funny quote bottle opener is a great design to customize with yours or your favorite bartenders name. I...

"I work harder than an ugly stripper." This funny quote bottle opener is a great design to customize with yours or your favorite bartenders name. ...

"Well-behaved women seldom make history." This funny quote bottle opener is a great design to customize with yours or your favorite bartenders name...

"I don't have the energy to pretend I like you today." This funny quote bottle opener is a great design to customize with yours or your favorite b...

This funny quote bottle opener is a great design to customize with yours or your favorite bartenders name. I'm sure you can think of quite a few p...

What’s your sign and what does it say about you? We have created a line of NEON Zodiac Sign Speed Bottle Openers you are sure to love. Each of the ...

What’s your sign and what does it say about you? We have created a line of NEON Zodiac Sign Speed Bottle Openers you are sure to love. Each of the ...

What’s your sign and what does it say about you? We have created a line of NEON Zodiac Sign Speed Bottle Openers you are sure to love. Each of the ...

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! This bottle opener has a very Christmas like feel incorporating the traditional colors of red and green. Tied i...

Looking for a creative way to fill your tip jar? The "If You Tip Me" Speed Opener will make your jar fill up, with this bit of dirty humor. Your cu...

The "Hardly Functioning" Speed Opener has a broken beer bottle and burn out mark running across both sides of the Speed Opener. This is a parody of...

Everyone gets in the mood to misbehave, and now you can have a Speed Opener for that situation. The "Misbehave" Speed Opener is perfectly suited fo...

Grinding gears is usually a bad thing, but not for you or this "Steam Punk" Speed Opener. When it comes to opening bottles, metal to metal grinding...

A beautiful message glorified by a peaceful design, this Speed Opener will make you want to live a lifestyle reflective of the message... "Live in ...

This is a Speed Opener many of you out there can agree with, and we utilized a grungy design to go with the message... "I wish I could trade my hea...

Truth Be Told is a vivid speed opener, with a firm statement! If the situation ever arises don't waste your time telling them something your Speed ...

To those girls that do get it, this is the perfect Speed Opener for you! Every girl should have a little bit of Christian Grey in their lives... an...

The classic speed opener is a bartender favorite worldwide, and now you can add a festive touch to your collection with this Thanksgiving theme fro...

"Gooble gooble... I mean, Moo MOO!" This featured feast is trying to avoid the table with a cow disguise! See if he'll get lucky this Thanksgiving ...