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Straight and to the point! Signed by "Management." This Wooden Bar Sign is sure to get some laughs from your customers in passing. ...

You can help Make America Drunk again one glass of wine at a time! Fill up this glass with your beverage of choice and get to work! The shape of th...

Bigger is better! Wrap your hands around this Colossal™ Speed Bottle Opener and take full charge behind the bar. Measuring 11 inches in length, th...

We took a vote, and decided that beer taste better than water. So, save water...drink beer! The Save Water, Drink Beer Kolorcoat™ V-Rod® Bottle Ope...

What do you get when you combine a Bear and a Deer? A Beer...of course! The Bear + Deer Kolorcoat™ V-Rod® Bottle Opener is perfect for any bartende...

Are you perpetually late? If so, this is the V-Rod® Bottle Opener for you! "Sorry I'm Late, I didn't want to come" is the perfect beer opener for a...

"Don't piss me off... I practice BITCH CRAFT!" Hey lady bartenders, this Halloween season let your patrons and coworkers know you mean business, an...

The most important steps of beer drinking...open bottle, drink beer. So, just in case you forget, this opener is perfect for you. Just follow the s...

We mustache say that we think this is the best possible way to wake up every morning. With this fine ceramic handlebar mustache coffee mug. This is...

Drink Responsibly Means Don't Spill It! This funny bar key is perfect for any bartender with a sense of humor. Our V-Rod® Bottle Openers are one o...

This colorful bar tool is meant to show that special someone you care. This fun Kolorcoat™ Speed Opener is the perfect way to let them know how muc...

Parody stop signs are a funny way to add some quirkiness to your bar, man cave, or room. Featuring several options, these funny signs are affordabl...

This funny quote bottle opener is a great design to customize with yours or your favorite bartenders name. I'm sure you can think of quite a few p...

An instant classic. This funny bar sign let's your male patrons know you're no covering their behinds for nothing! It's your bar, your rules. ...

A bottle opener that can open 2 bottles at once, and has some free words of advice. This opener comes in handy! ...

F#¢k Milk... Got Beer? Let's get one thing one thing straight, a bottle opener is really about one thing: Beer! Just beer. And boobs. So we feature...

This funny Wall Mounted Bottle Opener is the perfect way to open beer bottles in your kitchen, bar, or even on the patio! It features a durable cas...

It's always good to keep your To-Do List handy... how about on your Bottle Opener? This is one task you won't want to forget about.

Why flip a coin? When you can flip the Heads or Tails V-Rod® Bottle Opener! This bar blade is entirely more fun to flip, plus it opens beer bottles...

Be careful whom you call fat, they might be worshiped by millions... or just think they should be. This funny tongue-in-cheek bottle opener takes p...

Tonight: FREE BEER! TOPLESS BARTENDERS! ...and false advertising. Grab their attention with this funny bar sign. It'll add a little sense of humor ...

Everyone's getting lucky with this sexy leprechaun design that has catchy saying"I don't care if you're Irish..as long as I get Lucky". Product Fe...

"Who's your Paddy?" Leprechauns aren't always the most gentlemen of holiday icons! Rock the next St. Patrick's Day party with this funny and sugges...

Bigger is better! Wrap your hands around this Colossal™ Speed Bottle Opener and take full charge behind the bar. Measuring 11 inches in length, th...

What time is it? Doesn't matter... it's always beer thirty! "Beer Thirty" is a darn fine way to tell your friends that work is done and it's time f...

Crack open a cold one with our "Western" design. This fun bottle opener is a great design to customize with your name or your favorite bartender's ...

Hand Crafted in the USA, this tavern shaped "real wood" bar sign will make a great addition to any home or bar decor. The funny saying adds a great...

What time is it? Doesn't matter... it's always 4:20 somewhere, or might as well be!This fun metal novelty sign is great for man caves, dorm rooms, ...

We added a little glitter to this 'Merica F*#K Yeah Speed Opener design for a bit more fun. Show some pride in our great nation with this super awe...

We think anyone with a pool bar should sport this funny "Swim at Your Own Risk" Wooden Bar Sign. A high quality, rustic design hand-crafted in the ...

Heavily Medicated For Your Safety! This funny bar key is perfect for any bartender with a sense of humor. Our V-Rod® Bottle Openers are one of the...

Take a number, and someone from our complaint department will be right with you. This funny metal bar sign will look great in your home bar or prof...

  Do you want to get elfed up? We certainly do! Spread a little holiday day cheer with this uniquely designed 16 oz glass. The holidays are almo...

Hand Me the Booze and Watch Me Get Fabulous! This funny bar key is perfect for any bartender with a sense of humor. Our V-Rod® Bottle Openers are ...

This is a Speed Opener many of you out there can agree with, and we utilized a grungy design to go with the message... "I wish I could trade my hea...

"Gooble gooble... I mean, Moo MOO!" This featured feast is trying to avoid the table with a cow disguise! See if he'll get lucky this Thanksgiving ...

The Dig Bick Kolorcoat™ V-Rod® Bottle Opener is the perfect way to confuse all of those drunks at your bar. Just have them read this a few times, a...

If you love enjoying beers or cocktails out of a nice pint glass, but hate the condensation that the glass leaves everywhere, then you will love th...

"Go Ahead and Wine a Little" The perfect saying for those wine lovers out there. This tavern shaped sign is handcrafted in our very own wood shop, ...

This wooden bar sign is just funny! We think your guests will definitely get a chuckle when they read this one. The "This Bar Does Not Serve Women ...

ORDER MINIMUM: 12 - PLEASE ALLOW ADDITIONAL 5-6 DAYS FOR PRODUCTION Simply type in your information and have your very own personalized beer or mi...

Looking for the perfect gift for your child's school teacher? A customize bottle of wine is the perfect gift, and it is quite funny as well! The "O...

True or not, this sign is funny! After a few beers I bet your friends do become more interesting. This U.S.A. hand crafted tavern shaped sign will ...

Everyone needs to Believe In....Wood Plaque Bar Sign Tavern-shaped is perfect for bars, man caves, or just anywhere. So, give your friends and gues...

If are into sports, then you will understand this bottle opener. Sometimes you just want to tell the other team I Hate You instead of Good Game! Af...